A Day in the Life of Me

March 28, 2009

The Dark Knight

The new Batman Movie, The Dark Knight came out a few months ago and when I saw it, I was just blown away. The best Batman Movie in THE WORLD!!!!!!!! The Joker is insane, Batman is Awesome,  The Scarecrow is put away! I can’t even describe it! So I won’t!

Insane right you have to see the whole thing through, It is awesome!!!!!!!

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March 5, 2009

Animal Biology Update

Filed under: Uncategorized — John @ 6:23 pm

Hi guys, I just wanted to let you guys know that My website animalbiology.webs.com has a lot of good stuff in it, games, info on animals, pictures of wildlife etc. And I have over six pages of content, and all of them flooded with all sorts of cool content, and the highest number of hits that I have ever gotten in the many months that the website has been live on the web is three. I need more people looking at my site or I might as well stop posting stuff and take it off the air. Because if no one is reading it, what is the point of it existing?! I have gotten a literal “couple” of people to help support the site, and I thank you so much, Mike and Lottie. Thank you everyone!

March 4, 2009

The Red and The Blues

Today, I have been living in Minnesota for a week. It was about time that we are in a blue state living around people who aren’t either completely insane and don’t get the point of anything, or just, well, let’s say misinformed. I would like to use a lot more stronger words than that, (because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I sort of resent Texas. I have lived in lots of parts of Texas, and everywhere I go there, the people there are just so stupid and horribly bad), but for the sake of the people who know me, I wouldn’t want to mess up a good word press reputation.

But in Minnesota it is so much different, I haven’t even started going to school here yet and I can already tell that this is going to be much better than Tex-ass. I am going to start school on Monday. At the beginning of the day, the principal and I along with my mom are going to have a meeting and go on a tour of the school. I have already signed up for Choir and Chess Club, and I am thinking about joining Anime Club. But first I want to know what they do in Anime Club. But I think I will end up in it. In three months and five days when summer starts. I might be going to a sort of summer thing called Summer Uproar

If you hadn’t noticed that things are going great in Minnesota, you will now. It is a possibility that Mike will be here by the summer time, and I will be with my dad instead of going to the Summer Uproar.

Minnesota, is, AWESOME!

January 16, 2009

Raccon Research Paper For My Homeschool

Filed under: Animals — John @ 3:54 pm

I started homeschooling last week, and I saw a raccoon a few days after that. I was at my friends house in his truck and we saw a raccoon in his yard so I did a research paper on them for school, so here it is.

Raccoons

Raccoons have many different names such as, racoon, Northern raccoon, The North American raccoon, the common raccoon, and colloquially the coon. Or as scientists know it as “Procyon lotor”, is a medium sized mammal that it indigenous to North America. They are one of Americas most recognizable animals with their “Bandit’s Mask” and their ring tail. And they live up to their “masks”. They are known for tipping over trash cans, stealing pet food and breaking into houses. Most of the time they use, chimneys and attics to get into houses. And when they do, you better get an exterminator and a food delivery man to come to your house. In fact, raccoons are known to have 20 times as many population in urban areas rather than in the typical rural habitats. They are found in all major habitats across America

Raccoons can carry rabies as any other animal can, but they can be mean. When they feel that they are being threatened, the stand on their hind legs with outstretched arms as if he wanted to give you a big hug. And he will scrunch up his face and make a weird hissing slash growling sound, jump up and……… yeah.

Raccoons have a very flexible diet. I consists of things like fruits, vegetables, acorns, earthworms, fish, and other aquatic animals such as crayfish when available. They are not exactly effective hunters, but they do also dine on mice, amphibians, and birds. And their cravings for sweet corn and grapes, (fruit and vegetables) sometimes come to conflict with gardeners and farmers.

Raccoons are mostly nocturnal. At daytime they are mostly in their dens. Their dens are cavities in trees and sometimes in chimneys and attics. As well as underground in old woodchuck burrows, storm sewers, or crawl spaces under buildings. When they feel that they are in a safe and secure area, the usually just lie in thickets or swamps on open ground.

Mother raccoons give birth to up to three cubs at a time from early sping to early summer. When they are about two months old they are weaned, but spend the first winter with their mothers.

December 31, 2008

Not The Passion Of The Christ

Filed under: Athiest,Humor,Religion — John @ 1:46 pm
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A few days ago, I watching a DVD that my mom got for Christmas called “The God That Wasn’t There”. And on that DVD, they started to talk about how Christians are obsessed with Blood Sacrifice. And they showed some clips from “The Passion of The Christ”. And through out the entire three hour ordeal, there is only six minutes that has no blood or violence. And Christians chose it as the best Jesus movie out of all of Jesus Movies.

And that is not the only evidence that Christians are obsessed with Blood Sacrifice. There is also the song “Are You Washed in the Blood”:

D G D
Have you been to Jesus for the cleansing power?
A7
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
D G
Are you fully trusting in His grace this hour?
D A7 D
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Chorus:
D G
Are you washed in the blood,
D A7
In the soul-cleansing blood of the Lamb?
D G
Are your garments spotless are they white as snow?
D A7 D
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Are you walking daily by the savior’s side?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?
Do you rest each moment in the Crucified?
Are you washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Chorus

When the Bridegroom cometh, will your robes be white?
Pure and white in the blood of the Lamb?
Will your souls be ready for the mansions bright
And be washed in the blood of the Lamb?

Chorus

Lay aside your garments that are stained with sin
And be washed in the blood of the Lamb.
There’s a fountain flowing for the soul unclean.
O, be washed in the blood of the Lamb!

And at the end of the Movie there was an interview with the headmaster of a Christian school. And the reporter (The reporter is an Atheist)

Headmaster: “There is never going to be any 100% scientific evidence in our life time, so what we are teaching these kids is a faith issue.”

Reporter: “Well don’t you think that it is wrong that you are teaching children things as if they are facts when you don’t have any evidence that is true?!”

Headmaster: “No it is not wrong, like I said it is a faith issue.”

And then when he couldn’t answer the questions asked by the reporter, he said “You have been dishonest in this interview.” and the reporter said ” how am I not being honest. I called you and said that I would come down here today and would ask you some questions, and I did.” The head master said “You have been dishonest.” Then he just upped and left the room.

Warning: This Video May be disturbing to some viewers. Viewer Discretion is advised

Just Pay attention to the Jesus parts, not the devil parts.

Pretty Gruesome stuff huh.

December 7, 2008

The God Goonie Strikes Again!!!

Filed under: Athiest,Joel Osteen Stuff,Religion — John @ 12:12 pm
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This morning I woke up at around ten forty five. And as I was flipping through channels, I saw it, I saw Joel Osteen once again. And he is still on about, you can’t talk about your problems, you have to talk to your problems.

“You cant talk to God about how big your problems are, you have talk to your problems about how big your god is.”

I uh, thought it uh, was uh, supposed to be uh, the uh, other way around??? I thought that you WERE supposed to talk to God about your problems so that he can fix it. He is supposed to forgive your mistakes and help you out of your predicaments because he loves you like a father and we are his children. (Assuming God exists anyways.)

I swear, the day that Joel Steen Says something that sounds that sounds like he is NOT high, will be the day that I square dance naked on the twin towers in 2012 while supporting Sarah Palin for President, fall off the building, Billie Joe Armstrong catches me, and I sing a concert with him and get a tattoo that I don’t remember getting the next day when I wake up. Yeah I’m serious.

And as I always say at the end of a Joel Osteen post:

If you want to listen to more of this guys mindless Jesus drivel, check out his book, Joel Osteen’s “Become a Better You” or got to his website Joel Osteen Talk

December 5, 2008

Thanks Lottie!

Filed under: Thank You Posts — John @ 8:47 pm
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I recently obtained the Butterfly Award for one of the coolest blog ever award. I found it as a ping-back in my E-mail account when I was verifying something from my moodle profile. That is a web page for my school were you can check your grades. I was actually changing my profile picture, with permission from my teacher of course. Anyways, I came across the ping-back message and I asked Mom if she had commented on my blog, and she said no. So I said ” But on my E-mail, it says that you did.” Then I realized that it was a ping-back, not a comment. So I followed the link to the post on Lottie’s blog and read that I was nominated for the Butterfly Award by Lottie and was very happy that I got my first blogging award so early in my blogging career.

Thanks Lottie!

Thanks Mom!

Thanks Mom!

November 28, 2008

My Website, And Webs.com Promo

Filed under: Green Day,Promotions,Tutorials — John @ 11:29 am
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I have recently discovered a very good, very cool, 100% free, web program tat allows you to create,run, promote, and mess around with a website you can have as your own. I have already created my website with everything on it, although I am still working on the store, it is pretty much up and running. It is published, it is very cool and it looks great! And I just wanted to give you a tutorial on how to use said website: Webs.com

All you need to do is follow my link, click on the big green button at the bottom right hand corner that says: Create A Website. Then fill out the information, choose a template that you like. And it automatically takes you to WebBuilder. Exit out of that, go to the E-mail you put in, verify, you E-mail address, then you can start working on you site.

My Website: GreenDayTalk.Webs.Com

November 17, 2008

Lottie and Sarah Palin: Face to Face….. Oh Crap!

Filed under: Animals,Humor,Politics,Sea Monsters — John @ 9:52 pm
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If you read Lottie’s recent post One More Thing: Palin Blames Boggers, I bet that you would like to hear what Sarah Palin would say in retaliation to this brilliant pop culturist:

Lottie Says:

As for your record, Gov. Palin, it was investigated, and let’s not forget that you first welcomed an investigation, but later tried to derail it when you didn’t like where it was going.

And now you have the nerve to whine and say that your record wasn’t thoroughly investigated, and to top it off, blame legitimate reports on some kid in a basement banging away at a computer?

Way to insult the blogging community as well as the mainstream media! Not to mention the intelligence of the general population, too. Because let’s face it: none of us knows how to verify sources, we’re all bigger buffoons than you and we take at face value anything posted on any blog we happen to stumble across. The mainstream media has no credibility and routinely reports unconfirmed gossip, and people around the world gobble it all up without a second thought. Yes, the entire world has been duped by some pajama-wearing teenage blogger hiding in his parents’ basement.

Give it up! Just because you’re stupid and gullible enough to fall for an obvious prank doesn’t mean the rest of the world is.

There is no conspiracy against you, Gov. Palin! You made your bed and now you are lying in it. So, please, stop your paranoid whining and attempts to blame everyone but yourself for your own failures and shortcomings.

I’d say you were only making yourself look worse, if I thought that were even possible.

If you learned nothing else from this experience with the big, scary world of the lower 48, I would have expected you to learn just how little you actually know and that the rest of the world isn’t completely stupid. In other words: I would have expected you to learn when to shut the hell up.

Unfortunately, that lesson seems to have flown completely over your head, the same way most other things do.

Palin Says: Well Lottie, I am just relieved to be cleared of any wrong doing or any hint of unethical behavior or moose hunting there. And with President elect John McCain, I know that bloggers with any idea that I have no idea what I am talking about will be Palinated. Also I know that all gays also should be wiped off the face of the earth. Or at least gay marriage. OOPS! And President elect John McCain and I will also go around at night in black clothes and in a moving van, and steal- ooohh, I mean taking your children to have some fun with automatic weapons and I. And why not, if McCain gets his way, they will be in Iraq right after high school anyway?!………….Moose, Kill,Reform, Maverick John McCain, obsessed, me, stupid, politics, not good at, brain dead, I am, -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 IQ, me are.

Lottie: As you can see, well you can see!

Lottie gave me permission to quote her from One more thing: Palin blames bloggers.

November 16, 2008

Signatures Of Our New American Leaders, And Wannabe American Leaders

Barack Obama / President of the United States-

Barack Obamas Signature

Barack Obama's Signature

Joe Biden / Vice President of the United States-

Joe Bidens Signature

Joe Biden's Signature

John McCain / Wannabe President of the United States-

John McCains Signature

John McCain's Signature

Sarah Palin / Wannabe Vice President of the United States-

Sarah Palins Signature

Sarah Palin's Signature

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