A Day in the Life of Me

November 7, 2010

It’s been a while… But I’m Back!

Well lets see what I have been up to lately. Well as always I have been looking for more cool things to do on the internet. I would say now that I am pretty handy with all the things like that. I now have a blog, two youtube channels of my own and one I share with some friends, a radio show I do every once and a while, my own e-mail service, and a website for our new movie series. Also I am pretty good at making Pictures so I am going to put them on a Flicker account. So I am pretty happy with the stuff I accomplished.

Okay on a different subject now, the weather is fast turning into winter. Oh… wait, I forgot to tell you guys about my AMAZING Halloween! I was Michael Myers. I made an awesome costume from my own money I earned. I bought a fifty dollars Michael Myers mask off of E-bay. It looked awful at first, the hair was pressed against the mask, and it was liquid paper white. I just had to pull the brown spray paint off of the hair and then it was easy to manage. Then I just threw it around in the dirt to dirty and grime it up and I worked great. I made three different knifes until they all fell apart the third one worked out great because it was heavy duty plastic. The jump-suit, and the shoes I bought for a total of about 23 dollars. The costume worked out great. I went with about five of my friends in my old neighborhood. I had an unbelievable time!

Okay, now back to the weather which is fast turning cold. Winter is on the way. No snow has reached the ground yet but I imagine it will soon. It’s just kind of chilly outside though.

I switched schools again. I was finally accepted right away. I have so many friend there. I have never been happier at school as far as I remember.

Well I guess that about wraps it up except for the links to my stuff for you to check out

My Personal Youtube Channel

July 31, 2010

Apology to Bonnie and Dale.

Filed under: General "What's Happening" Stuff,Minnesota — John @ 5:32 pm

About a week ago I posted some inconsiderate and hurtful things directed towards people who have done a lot of nice things for my mom and dad and I in the past year. I am sorry Bonnie, Dale for those things that I said. They were inconsiderate and hurtful. You guys have done so many nice things for us in the past year but I have been very angry and hateful in the past for a long time and I have that right to feel that way but not post it up on the internet for the whole world to see. But it absolutely does not excuse the way I expressed my self in my previous post and I will remember all the nice things you have done for us the next time I start to write something like that again.

July 11, 2010

Long Time No… Well uhhh just… You get the Idea.

Holy crap last time I blogged I was 11 years old I am thirteen now, left maplewood middle school, long story another post maybe today 🙂 I go to school online now, enjoying my summer more than last year. I hate #@$%ing white #%it now as you could probably tell from the article I posted before my latest one not counting this one. I have seen many movies I guess only a few worth telling. Percy Jackson, Avatar, Karate Kid and a few more great ones. My friends and I are in the process of making a movie called The Other Side and it is going good so far. We moved from Bonnie’s house and we are settled in in our new apartment and with cable YAY! … but eh another ramble post here. But i just thought maybe that I would do a blog post for you guys since so much has changed and I thought I might through 2 years of drastic change at you all at one in 5 minutes hahaha but enough about all this weird stuff lets talk about things that are more interesting. i have a story that you might be interested in it is how i left maplewood middle if you are interested look down!

Ok so I am at my former friend terry’s house and I am editing my website and then I get that pull in the pit of you gut and you say IT”S GONNA BLOW as you run to the bathroom. And i did just not you know so dramatic. So while I am taking a crapper Terry goes on to his desktop where he keeps a list that he made rating every girl in the school about how much of a whore they are just by their yearbook picture. He puts a random background on a new page links to it from the other pages and pastes that list on MY SITE! He puts a comment box on save, publish bim bam dam ribidamdam he is done. He gets my account info and logs out so I can’t see what he has done and said it was by accident. It sounds like a lot of work but it would have taken about 2 minutes. And that night after I had left he deleted his own site so they couldn’t trace it back to him and told everyone it was me and gave them the site address. Well it was my most popular site I made.

Last paragraph just small updates here like I have a cell phone an ipod, cable and it is actually a fun summer this year I have a mmc membership. And I already know where I am working when I am sixteen. so things are going pretty great. well that is all i have to share for now until next time I am out.

February 21, 2010

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

Filed under: General "What's Happening" Stuff,General FUN,Humor,Minnesota — John @ 8:08 pm
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December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man. I’m glad he’s our neighbor.

December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8″ last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4×4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife’s car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. We aren’t in Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but won’t admit it to her. God I hate it when she’s right. I can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity’s back on, but had another 14″ of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they’re lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he’s too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23: Only 2″ of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she…nuts??? Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she’s damn well lying.

December 24: 6″. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the #$%ing slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves.

December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9″ predicted.

December 31: Set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

September 5, 2009

The Minnesota State Fair

Hello Guys, I have not posted anything for almost five months now because I have been very busy. Lots of things have happened in five moths worth blogging about but I didn’t cause’ I’m lazy, LOL. But I am doing one right now.

About two days ago now, which by the way is around 10:00 pm, I just got back from the Minnesota State Fair. Lots of interesting and WET things happend there but I will get to that later. When we first went in there was a needle that stood up about a hundred feet in the air that carried people up to the top and back down again. I didn’t go on it, but it seemed like fun.

I will skip ahead the the best part of the entire trip… THE RIDES!!!!!! I had so much fun! I went upside down, sideways, slant ways and any other ways you can think of! I think that I will leave the rides part at that because I can’t describe it any better than that!

After that and pretty much one of the last interesting parts of the day. While I was sitting eating my hamburger and drinking a root beer (By the way, the 1919 root beer is the best root beer in the FAIR!) I saw my sixth grade Language Arts Teacher Mr. Bodurtha waiting at the door of a BAR. And I thought, hey, my teacher is cool and you know, normal…. COOL!

I walked over there and we had a conversation and a good time. I had SO much fun that day!!!!!

Oh yeah, I told you guys about my WET experiance. My mom, aunt, uncle and I went on a river rafting ride and I GOT DRENCHED! Totally!

But a perfect end to a perfect post. See you guys later.

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