A Day in the Life of Me

November 7, 2010

It’s been a while… But I’m Back!

Well lets see what I have been up to lately. Well as always I have been looking for more cool things to do on the internet. I would say now that I am pretty handy with all the things like that. I now have a blog, two youtube channels of my own and one I share with some friends, a radio show I do every once and a while, my own e-mail service, and a website for our new movie series. Also I am pretty good at making Pictures so I am going to put them on a Flicker account. So I am pretty happy with the stuff I accomplished.

Okay on a different subject now, the weather is fast turning into winter. Oh… wait, I forgot to tell you guys about my AMAZING Halloween! I was Michael Myers. I made an awesome costume from my own money I earned. I bought a fifty dollars Michael Myers mask off of E-bay. It looked awful at first, the hair was pressed against the mask, and it was liquid paper white. I just had to pull the brown spray paint off of the hair and then it was easy to manage. Then I just threw it around in the dirt to dirty and grime it up and I worked great. I made three different knifes until they all fell apart the third one worked out great because it was heavy duty plastic. The jump-suit, and the shoes I bought for a total of about 23 dollars. The costume worked out great. I went with about five of my friends in my old neighborhood. I had an unbelievable time!

Okay, now back to the weather which is fast turning cold. Winter is on the way. No snow has reached the ground yet but I imagine it will soon. It’s just kind of chilly outside though.

I switched schools again. I was finally accepted right away. I have so many friend there. I have never been happier at school as far as I remember.

Well I guess that about wraps it up except for the links to my stuff for you to check out

My Personal Youtube Channel

July 31, 2010

Apology to Bonnie and Dale.

Filed under: General "What's Happening" Stuff,Minnesota — John @ 5:32 pm

About a week ago I posted some inconsiderate and hurtful things directed towards people who have done a lot of nice things for my mom and dad and I in the past year. I am sorry Bonnie, Dale for those things that I said. They were inconsiderate and hurtful. You guys have done so many nice things for us in the past year but I have been very angry and hateful in the past for a long time and I have that right to feel that way but not post it up on the internet for the whole world to see. But it absolutely does not excuse the way I expressed my self in my previous post and I will remember all the nice things you have done for us the next time I start to write something like that again.

July 11, 2010

Long Time No… Well uhhh just… You get the Idea.

Holy crap last time I blogged I was 11 years old I am thirteen now, left maplewood middle school, long story another post maybe today 🙂 I go to school online now, enjoying my summer more than last year. I hate #@$%ing white #%it now as you could probably tell from the article I posted before my latest one not counting this one. I have seen many movies I guess only a few worth telling. Percy Jackson, Avatar, Karate Kid and a few more great ones. My friends and I are in the process of making a movie called The Other Side and it is going good so far. We moved from Bonnie’s house and we are settled in in our new apartment and with cable YAY! … but eh another ramble post here. But i just thought maybe that I would do a blog post for you guys since so much has changed and I thought I might through 2 years of drastic change at you all at one in 5 minutes hahaha but enough about all this weird stuff lets talk about things that are more interesting. i have a story that you might be interested in it is how i left maplewood middle if you are interested look down!

Ok so I am at my former friend terry’s house and I am editing my website and then I get that pull in the pit of you gut and you say IT”S GONNA BLOW as you run to the bathroom. And i did just not you know so dramatic. So while I am taking a crapper Terry goes on to his desktop where he keeps a list that he made rating every girl in the school about how much of a whore they are just by their yearbook picture. He puts a random background on a new page links to it from the other pages and pastes that list on MY SITE! He puts a comment box on save, publish bim bam dam ribidamdam he is done. He gets my account info and logs out so I can’t see what he has done and said it was by accident. It sounds like a lot of work but it would have taken about 2 minutes. And that night after I had left he deleted his own site so they couldn’t trace it back to him and told everyone it was me and gave them the site address. Well it was my most popular site I made.

Last paragraph just small updates here like I have a cell phone an ipod, cable and it is actually a fun summer this year I have a mmc membership. And I already know where I am working when I am sixteen. so things are going pretty great. well that is all i have to share for now until next time I am out.

February 27, 2010

An Open Letter To Educators

Filed under: Uncategorized — John @ 7:06 am

February 21, 2010

Diary of a Snow Shoveler

Filed under: General "What's Happening" Stuff,General FUN,Humor,Minnesota — John @ 8:08 pm
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December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man. I’m glad he’s our neighbor.

December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8″ last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so.

December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4×4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife’s car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. We aren’t in Alaska, after all.

December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but won’t admit it to her. God I hate it when she’s right. I can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20: Electricity’s back on, but had another 14″ of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they’re lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.

December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he’s too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23: Only 2″ of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she…nuts??? Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she’s damn well lying.

December 24: 6″. Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.

December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the #$%ing slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel.

December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves.

December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!

December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. 9″ predicted.

December 31: Set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

September 5, 2009

The Minnesota State Fair

Hello Guys, I have not posted anything for almost five months now because I have been very busy. Lots of things have happened in five moths worth blogging about but I didn’t cause’ I’m lazy, LOL. But I am doing one right now.

About two days ago now, which by the way is around 10:00 pm, I just got back from the Minnesota State Fair. Lots of interesting and WET things happend there but I will get to that later. When we first went in there was a needle that stood up about a hundred feet in the air that carried people up to the top and back down again. I didn’t go on it, but it seemed like fun.

I will skip ahead the the best part of the entire trip… THE RIDES!!!!!! I had so much fun! I went upside down, sideways, slant ways and any other ways you can think of! I think that I will leave the rides part at that because I can’t describe it any better than that!

After that and pretty much one of the last interesting parts of the day. While I was sitting eating my hamburger and drinking a root beer (By the way, the 1919 root beer is the best root beer in the FAIR!) I saw my sixth grade Language Arts Teacher Mr. Bodurtha waiting at the door of a BAR. And I thought, hey, my teacher is cool and you know, normal…. COOL!

I walked over there and we had a conversation and a good time. I had SO much fun that day!!!!!

Oh yeah, I told you guys about my WET experiance. My mom, aunt, uncle and I went on a river rafting ride and I GOT DRENCHED! Totally!

But a perfect end to a perfect post. See you guys later.

April 26, 2009

The Battle of the Labyrinth

I would have wrote this review about a week ago, the day I finished it, but I’ve been busy with other stuff, but here it is now.

In the middle of a sort of search and destroy game at Camp Half-Blood after fleeing from the orientation at Percy’s new high school when Percy and a monster are fighting and blows up a part of the school, Percy and Annabeth who are on a team, fall into a pit that they soon discover to be an entrance to the Labyrinth.

After a council is held, and Annabeth goes to see the oracle, she chooses Percy, Tyson, and Grover to set out on a quest through the Labyrinth to find Daedalus’s workshop and retrieve a magical item that allows you to navigate through the ever changing maze before Luke does. Because if Luke retrieves the string first, He will be able to find the entrance to Camp half-blood, and not have to worry about the magical boundaries around the demigod camp.

In the Labyrinth, Hera, saves the four of them from a premature decision conducted by the two-headed man called Janus. Hera talks of her partner, Hephaestus, and for the kids to go to him.

When the kids get to Hephaestus, he tells them to go to Mount St. Helens, and when they get there, the kids are forced to split up, and by a happy surprise, Annabeth kisses, Percy.

After fighting and fighting, Percy is thrown into the air and that somehow ends him up on an island with calypso for a companion. After a long period of time Percy is offered to go back to Camp Half-Blood, as well as stay with her. Percy loves her but he can not stay. So Percy goes back to Camp Half-Blood, not to find Grover or Tyson.

So Annabeth and Percy and Annabeth must go back into the maze, but Percy has an idea. His mortal friend can see through the mist, she can see monsters demigods, everything. So they can use her for navigation through the Labyrinth. With no problem at all the convince her to go into the Labyrinth, find an entrance, descend, and beginning their search a gain for Daedalus’s workshop. With no trouble at all, they navigate through the maze to a door, the door to Daedalus’s workshop. The open the door and find a room filled with, laptops easels, invention, blueprints and all sorts of other architectural designing tools and ideas.

They find out quick that Daedalus is an old not a friend not an enemy person from Camp Half-Blood. The kids must leave quick because monsters and Kronos’s army is at the door to kidnap and kill Daedalus. They must also take an old friend, Nico, son of Hades with them.

Once they get out of the destroyed and burning Daedalus’s workshop, they get a ride and find another entrance to the Labyrinth. Now, they need to find Grover and Tyson. In a short time, they find Tyson holding the unconscious Grover at the entrance to the Great Lost God Pan’s cave.

The Great God Pan speaks prophesies of the future for all who are around him, except Nico.Grover must return to Camp Half-Blood and tell the Council of Cloven Elders that the Great God Pan is dead.

After a difficult Council of convincing them of the death of the Great God Pan, Everyone lines up around the entrance to the Labyrinth, because Kronos is now back in is full form and is probably sending part of his army to invade Camp Half-Blood. Every Half-Blood in the Camp knows that they are in for the battle of a lifetime!

The Army of Kronos bursts through the Labyrinth, and the fight begins. Afters hours of fight, Grover is possessed by the God Pan for a few seconds, long enough to drive the Army of the Titan Lords Army back into the Labyrinth, to retreat. After that, Nico talks to Percy and says that he does not belong here, anywhere, and with that, Nico descended into the forest and disappears.

Chiron with a broken leg, decides to tell Percy to go home too his mother. And when he gets there, Percy’s 15th birthday party i going on. Percy’s Mom is going to get married to Paul Blofis and Poseidon comes to visit Percy freaking out his mother and unsettles Paul.

Percy and Poseidon talk about stuff he came to his birthday part, it means the world to him! After Poseidon leaves, Percy goes to his room to think things over. When he gets there, he finds Nico out on the fire escape, who found out a way to beat Luke and the evil Titan Lord.

Percy invites him in, They have a lot to talk about.

The Battle of the Labyrinth

The Battle of the Labyrinth

April 15, 2009

The Titan’s Curse

(I know that it hasn’t been long since I did another Percy Jackson book blog post, two down from this is “The Sea of Monsters” blog post. But I finished relatively quickly on the next one so here is my review):

The Titan’s Curse is no worse than the last two, IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Percy ends up going on a quest that is not permitted with the help of Annabeth’s invisibility cap. The reason Annabeth does not have her invisibility cap with her is because after getting an urgent call from Grover that he has fount two Half-Bloods at a school that he has sneaked into to recruit, well, Half-Bloods. On their way back to camp after being attacked by a Manticore, Annabeth is throne off the cliff side and into the clutches of Luke and The General, also known as Kronos’s right hand man. Before that Artemis, Goddess of the Moon and leader of The Hunt and the hunters come and save the kids from a bloody death, but does not succeed in saving Annabeth from her fate. Artemis sends help from her brother Apollo, God of the Sun, to take them to camp in his sun chariot while she goes off to find a monster that can destroy Olympus.

Once the kids get to camp, Percy and Zoe, Artemis’ second in command hunter, are having nightmares. Percy is dreaming about Luke betraying Annabeth and tricking her to hold the burden of the sky. Percy must save her from Luke! Zoe is dreaming about Artemis she is in trouble. She let Annabeth’s burden go so she is holding the sky. Zoe must save Artemis from The General! So Percy is not going on the quest (or at least he isn’t supposed to) because he is not permitted to go. Zoe, Grover, and Thalia are going to save Artemis. But Percy must save Annabeth, so he goes along too, secretly.

Obviously, he is found out because he tells the people he is secretly following that a monster is coming. They fight them off no problem, but Percy isn’t a secret anymore.

Once the group gets to the mountain where Artemis is kept. They find her and Annabeth there with Luke and the General. Luke is beaten by Thalia, in a sword on spear one on one battle. He is throne off of a cliff. The General is tricked into holding up the sky so that all seven of them can get away.

After they get back to amp, Percy tells Nico, another Half-Blood, that his sister is dead even though he was supposed to keep her safe on the quest. Nico releases his unknown powers as the son of Hades. Now, if you have read The Lightning Thief, you know that the Gods of The Big Three, are not supposed to have kids with mortals. But Poseidon and Zeus broke that oath. Poseidon had Percy, and Zeus had Thalia, and Hades had none, as far as we know. You see, also in The Lightning Thief, The kids, Bianca and Nico, got stuck in the Lotus hotel and were there for centuries. So it makes sense, Hades had his children before the oath was made, and he just forgot over the centuries.

Nico storms off, from Percy after unleashing his powers and now he is lost, not lost from himself, but from the campers. Because if Kronos figures out that Nico is a son of The Big Three, than he can manipulate him to be the weapon to use for the downfall of Olympus!

The Titan's Curse

The Titan's Curse

March 31, 2009

New Stuff Coming out from 2009 to 2011

The Last Olympian (The Next and last Rick Riordan Book) Comes out on May 5th, 2009

Terminator Salvation (The last and Final Terminator Movie in the series) Comes out on May 21st, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Comes out on July 17, 2009

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One Comes out on November 19th, 2010

The Lightning Thief Movie Comes out on February 13th, 2010

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two Comes out on July 15th, 2011

Batman 3 (The Dark Knight Sequel) Possibly comes out in 2011. No date confirmed yet.

I’m looking forward to the next three years!

The Sea of Monsters

About five minutes ago, I finished the second Rick Riordan Percy Jackson book, The Sea of Monsters. All of the same characters except for Percy’s new brother who is a cyclops named Tyson. They met at Percy’s new school. But on the last day of school, (Percy hasn’t been expelled yet) Annabeth comes in and saves Percy from giant cannibalistic monsters, trashing the gym, getting Percy expelled, again. They go to Camp Half-Blood to find that Thalia’s Tree has been poisoned, destroying the Camp’s magical bounds, allowing monsters to come in at will. So Percy must go on a quest that isn’t his to The Sea of Monsters to rescue the golden fleece guarded by the killer cyclops called Polyphemus who unknowingly wants to marry Grover who stumbled across the Monsters island on his personal quest to find Pan.

Once Percy and Annabeth get to the island they get Grover out of there and manage to get the golden fleece and escape from the island in one piece. On their way back to camp, they meet up with an old enemy, Luke. Luke almost kills Percy but Chiron, a Centaur and his brethren come and save Percy from a fight that would be lost.

When they get back to camp, they stat with fleece immediately and it heals the Camp’s boundaries in a heart beat. But the fleece works it’s magic a little too well. It brings Thalia back to life!

The Sea of Monsters

The Sea of Monsters

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